The sun it rose in monochrome it slowley dipped to grey

The TVs going digital and all of us will pay

Its not the way the BBC was set to run it seems

But now the bloke who holds the reigns has come from ITV

So what of all the lower class the plebs with CRT

They never asked for digital or freeview if you please

But now in Tonys golden age I sit in dark despair

The poor old sods who put him there for them he never cared

He's taken every penny the pensioners ever got

And to thank them for their every vote hes turned their tellys OFF!

Bye Bye Tony and mind the door doesnt hit you on the arse on the way out.