Meet the boys. Fredderick Smith and Barnabus Jones. Just two little guys having fun. They dont start wars, beat kids, kidnap children, sell drugs or shoplift. Nor do they commit terrorist acts.
They bark a little and leave Henry Wintermans around the garden. So why was Freddy left hours old in a black bag and Barney left in a park for dead. We call ourselves humane?

The sun it rose in monochrome it slowley dipped to grey

The TVs going digital and all of us will pay

Its not the way the BBC was set to run it seems

But now the bloke who holds the reigns has come from ITV

So what of all the lower class the plebs with CRT

They never asked for digital or freeview if you please

But now in Tonys golden age I sit in dark despair

The poor old sods who put him there for them he never cared

He's taken every penny the pensioners ever got

And to thank them for their every vote hes turned their tellys OFF!

Bye Bye Tony and mind the door doesnt hit you on the arse on the way out.

Its not just a gesture

its a statement

On a one to ten scale this week rates as a serious disapointment. Not worthy of a rough expletive. Ropes necks drink lies im tierd.

What the hell happened to all those ideas we had. Who voted for Tony Blair. Why did Use by become Best before and who actually reads the date instead of sniffing. Oh and have you read the preface on THE GOD DELUSION now that is what i call high brow total total bollocks.